UMass should be national champs!

UMassacre · Post by **UMassacre** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:34 pm

That's right, since the Minutemen beat URI, and URI beat Providence, and Providence beat UConn, the transitive property states that UMass should be national champions. I think we picked up one of those in football too. These are the type of things to help put a positive spin on the current mess.

PreecherJenkins · Post by **PreecherJenkins** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:41 am

possible the worst post i have ever read on this board. It only works when you do not play the team and then lose by 30 to them

TBird · Post by **TBird** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 8:13 am

Intro Logic doesn't apply to the real world.

DS Bruce Robertson · Post by **DS Bruce Robertson** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 9:45 am

Wow... Fordham, Hartford and Central Connecticut State are the National Champions!

DS Bruce Robertson · Post by **DS Bruce Robertson** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 9:47 am

PreecherJenkins wrote:possible the worst post i have ever read on this board. It only works when you do not play the team and then lose by 30 to them

Actually it never works.

zuksnj · Post by **zuksnj** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:38 am

T Bird,

Yeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. Oh, and Sunday too, we've fell behind and we need to sort of play catch up. Ummkkk thanks!

Don't worry everybody. Next year we will be showing the A-10 our oh face. Oh, Oh. You know what I'm talkin about, Oh!

samdunk · Post by **samdunk** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:58 am

And somehow Kevin Bacon is tied into this too,isn't he?

floormastersqueeze · Post by **floormastersqueeze** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 12:03 pm

Hampshire beat Vermont Tech
Vermont Tech beat Paul Smith
Paul Smith beat St. Joe's (NY)
St. Joe's (NY) beat Purchase
Purchase beat the other St. Joe's in NY (Long Island)
St. Joe's (LI) beat the Merchant Marines
Merchant Marines beat Claremont-Mudd-Scripps
Claremont-Mudd-Scripps beat Point Loma
Point Loma beat Biola
Biola beat Westmont
Westmont beat Oregon Tech
Oregon Tech beat Southern Oregon (twice)
Southern Oregon beat Western Oregon
Western Oregon beat Central Washington
Central Washington beat Colorado Mines
Colorado Mines beat West Texas A&M
West Texas A&M beat Lubbock Christian
Lubbock Christian beat Rhode Island
Rhode Island beat Providence
Providence beat Connecticut

See nothing could be simpler!!! Hampshire would beat UConn by at least 50!

And the green grass grew all around, all around . . .

chuff · Post by **chuff** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 12:36 pm

This is inspirational! The only thing that would impress me more is that you tell me you're an invalid poking your computer keys with a pencil held in your mouth. I didn't even know Hampshire had a basketball team. I'm thinking there might be some school policy about actually winning a game.

DS Bruce Robertson · Post by **DS Bruce Robertson** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 5:52 pm

floormastersqueeze wrote:Hampshire beat Vermont Tech
Vermont Tech beat Paul Smith
Paul Smith beat St. Joe's (NY)
St. Joe's (NY) beat Purchase
Purchase beat the other St. Joe's in NY (Long Island)
St. Joe's (LI) beat the Merchant Marines
Merchant Marines beat Claremont-Mudd-Scripps
Claremont-Mudd-Scripps beat Point Loma
Point Loma beat Biola
Biola beat Westmont
Westmont beat Oregon Tech
Oregon Tech beat Southern Oregon (twice)
Southern Oregon beat Western Oregon
Western Oregon beat Central Washington
Central Washington beat Colorado Mines
Colorado Mines beat West Texas A&M
West Texas A&M beat Lubbock Christian
Lubbock Christian beat Rhode Island
Rhode Island beat Providence
Providence beat Connecticut

See nothing could be simpler!!! Hampshire would beat UConn by at least 50!

And the green grass grew all around, all around . . .

This is outstanding.

harbo · Post by **harbo** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 8:23 pm

Didn't Kevin Bacon play for Hampshire?

floormastersqueeze · Post by **floormastersqueeze** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 8:24 am

chuff wrote: I didn't even know Hampshire had a basketball team. I'm thinking there might be some school policy about actually winning a game.

I believe the Hampshire Frogs are a club team but they occasionally play teams that compete at the USCAA Division II level (not the NCAA or even NAIA). Apparently they did beat Vermont Tech in a nail biter (it was considered an exhibition by VT though). Anyway, once you make that link the rest was . . . . I knew that Lubbock Christian beat Rhodey so I also knew somehow I had to link Vermont Tech with Lubbock Christian.

Will_Noyes · Post by **Will_Noyes** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 5:47 pm

this is why I love the internet, how else could you drag up that much useless crap to make a very funny point

nale · Post by **nale** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:01 am

harbo wrote:Didn't Kevin Bacon play for Hampshire?

No Robin Williams played for Hampshire.
He also played at Clarment with Tom Cruise
Who played at Colorado Mines with Ben Stiller
Who played at Poin Loma with Samual Jackson
Who played at Central Washington with Will Smith
Who played at Biola with Kevin Bacon

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