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Re: Sign Man Says

Post by SignMan » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:33 am

Music Lovers!!!

My friend Dana Fuchs is doing a live concert this afternoon @ 3 PM, free (optional VOLUNTARY donations only).
On her FB, open to the public... ... =3&theater

Dana is a beautiful caring woman and a wonderfully talented blues singer.
She will be accompanied by her music partner, Jon Diamond (guitar/no vocals)
and her son Aidan, now 3 1/2 is expected to make an appearance.
I am hoping he may have some of the many transportation toys I gave Dana for Aidan for the Holidays end 2018 & 2019.

Dana is dynamic...
She starred as Sadie in the movie Across the Universe...

We have seen her perform numerous times in MA, RI, NH, ME and upstate NY...
every Dana show really rocks.

She is expecting son #2 in about two weeks and plans to do more of these streamed live gigs after the baby is born.

We have tix for two previously virus postponed Dana gigs (now in question again) so the streams will be awesome.

Dana is 44 now, born six months prior to our older daughter and Dana was born on Mr. & Mrs SM's 1st anniversary.

Dana supports a suicide prevention group, another SM in-common with her, inasmuch as we both lost a sister to suicide.
What could SM be doing when he is not making Signs?

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Re: Sign Man Says

Post by SignMan » Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:09 pm

A Sign Man PSA ...

For those of you who, as of late, have succumbed to ennui, as well as others who may be interested...

The BBC TV scheduled first episode of Killing Eve, Season 3, has be advanced from April 26 to tonight @ 9 P.M. est...
What could SM be doing when he is not making Signs?

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Re: Sign Man Says

Post by SignMan » Sun Apr 19, 2020 12:43 am

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football" - John Heisman

"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game." – Bear Bryant / Alabama

" It isn't necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!” - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money, and we don't have any." – Erik Russell / Georgia Southern

"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it." - Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Notre Dame

"When you win, nothing hurts." - Joe Namath / Alabama

"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes / Ohio State

"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney / Nebraska

"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." - Wally Butts / Georgia

"I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's." – Alex Karras / Iowa

"My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.” - Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee

"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades." - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

"Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." - Shug Jordan / Auburn

"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me." He said, "Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren't any good." - Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State

"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel." - Bobby Bowden / Florida State

"Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport." - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was, "All those who need showers, take them." - John McKay / USC

"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.” - Murray Warmath / Minnesota

"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb." - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches." - Darrell Royal / Texas

"We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking." - John McKay / USC

"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

Ohio State 's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words.”

Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.

What does the average S.E.C. player get on his SATs? Drool.

How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a sophomore course.

How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him.

Two Texas A&M football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." The other looked up in the sky and said,"Where?”

What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise."

If three Rutgers football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer.

How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend? There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.

What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth.

University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.

How is the Kansas football team like an opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Why did the Tennessee linebacker steal a police car? He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.

How do you get a former Ohio State football player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
What could SM be doing when he is not making Signs?

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Re: Sign Man Says

Post by 69MG » Sun Apr 19, 2020 8:52 am

^ Thanks for that. We all need some comic relief these days.

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Re: Sign Man Says

Post by inthescoop » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:13 am

Those were classic. :lol:

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