What does the "U" in UMass stand for?

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What does the "U" in UMass stand for?

Post by eldonabe » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:35 am

In no specific order... (except for the final one)

"U"nder performing
"U"nder coached
"U"nrinating in the men's room is easy at intermission with an empty arena
"U"niversity of (fill in the blank) marks this team on their schedule as an easy "W"
"U"se of the coach Lappas' written game plan would be better served as toilet paper
"U"nder sized
"U"dders are for cows
"U"se of the three point line should be banned until the ball gets into the paint at least once per posession - NO EXCEPTIONS
"U"gie "U"rbina is an overrated closer.

and finally.... "U"tterly embarrasing

I am sure that many of you can think of some others.........

Ooh - I forgot one.

"U"se (in any order) of the words inexperience, contunuity or limited bench in any sentence are no longer considered vaible statements from the coach.

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Post by doug » Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:24 pm

"U" have got to be f'n kidding me.. I could have had a Coach Cal Zone from DP Dough and busch light from delanos and gotten less indigestion

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